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PPT大会之“谁是胡说八道大王” 圆满落幕!

PPT大会之“谁是胡说八道大王”

上政心协4月7日讯

罪恶の开始

为了弘扬临场厚脸皮的必要之精神,

为了让胡说八道的重要之技能发扬光大,

在上政心协肖社长

处心积虑殚精竭虑废寝忘食夜以继日

地不懈努力之下,

这项伟大的、充满创造性

“胡说八道PPT大会”

于公元二十一世纪二O二六年四月七日,

在上海政法学院主教学楼C栋C108室顺利召开。

先帝创业未半...

活动一经推出,立马收到同学们的踊跃报名(存疑)。来自五湖四海的参会者,争先空后地涌进教室,站在讲台抬眼望去,容纳得下五十多号人的教室竟密密麻麻地坐满了整整六人!如此庞大的人数让纵使英明神武的肖社长都不禁咋舌,她的眼里噙着泪花,看向台下没有受到过社长胁迫而自愿前来捧场的三名社员的其中一位,她的话语铿锵并且充满感染力,“你愿意上台表演的,对吧?”这位幸运的社员一下就感动地哭了起来。

这位没有受到过社长胁迫(?)的社员想必明白社长的用心良苦。你看,他缓缓地闭上了眼睛,嘴角还带着微笑,口中喃喃自语着什么——像是在做最后的祷告,又像是在张开心灵的双臂,准备拥抱深渊。很快,你看,他就做好了准备——缓缓地睁开双眼,眼神坚定似要入党;嘴角依旧带着微笑,配合着他眼角的晶莹泪花,让人更觉此刻十分神圣;他也不再喃喃,只是一味用力地点着头,同意了参加比赛。那般决绝,实在是闻者伤心,听者落泪,不再赘述,徒增感伤。

首归子

经天纬地的肖社长听到她亲爱社员令人满意的回答后,一刻也不曾停留在对自己横溢的才华的欣赏之中,立马用简单的开场白将时间交给了选手们。因为她是一个成熟的领导者,而“对于一个成熟的领导者而言,成熟是很重要的。”肖社长如是说。

随着成熟的肖社长一声,“比赛开始!”第一位参赛选手雄赳赳、气昂昂地上场了。看啊,他意气风发地进行开场自我介绍,喝彩连连;他帅气地在主办方用AI连夜跑出来的PPT中辗转腾挪,喝彩连连;他睿智地旁征博引,听得观众们目瞪口呆,又是一阵热烈的喝彩!随着他PPT的结束,世界仿佛停滞了,四月的大风也不刮了,窗外的麻雀也不叽叽喳喳了,一切都好像在因为他的精彩讲话结束而感到遗憾。连口若悬河的肖社长都不禁心生不舍,她不由得唱到:“时光,时光,慢些吧~”

我的天哪AI大人

但是那个没有受到过社长压迫的社员,作为二号选手就没有那么好运了。一号选手开的好头显然给了他莫大的压力,他竟然不敢抬头与观众们对视。随着他逻辑混乱的开场白结束,他用一种生硬的方式与PPT的内容接上了轨。他十分尽力地尝试用他关于AI大人制作的PPT来逗笑大家,但是大伙想要get到他的意思实在是有些费劲。所以到了他这里,掌声就变得稀落了。不过嘛,当笑话不好笑的时候,讲笑话的人也就成了笑话,所以某种程度上,这位可怜人成功了……而且,由于二号选手全程低着头,连摄像组的同学都拿他没招:他唯一能入眼的只有一张侧脸照。当他在事后交流群里发现只有他一个人没有照片的时候,他的无助无人能懂……

没错孩子们,我是天赋怪

最后一位选手可谓是不鸣则已,一鸣惊人!在前两位选手各自用自己的方式收获观众的喜爱时,她一言不发,只是专心致志地投入到自己的绘画创作之中。只有当其他选手讲到精彩处,她才会稍微顿顿笔,抬头看着选手,露出心领神会的神情。而她一上场,更是瞬间点燃全场。简洁的开场白之后,紧接着的是关于PPT内容的迅速反应。她用严肃的表情、认真的语气和夸张的动作与无厘头的逻辑和胡说八道的勇气之间奇妙的化学反应,迅速使得观众们沉浸到她的表演之中。她的动作吸引着大家的注意,她的语言牵动着大家的笑声。她的一举一动,一字一句都透露着她是将一生都献给了搞笑的演员!随着她的表演结束,6人的观众竟爆发出雷鸣般的掌声!

关于为了保住社长的威严必须绷住这件事

第三位观众的表演结束,PPT大会也正式进入尾声。我们威武的肖社长从三名表演者的余韵中回味过来,激动的表达地表达了她的惊喜:“台下的观众都像蚊子一样飞走了!”

最后,我们的主办方代表给仍在现场的第三名参赛选手颁发了奖状,实至名归!我们也衷心希望有朝一日能将剩下几张奖状给到其他同学。

本次活动圆满落幕的同时,也有许多遗憾未能参加的同学呼喊着活动安可。主办方在此统一回应:下次一定!!

(ps:本活动没有任何社员受到胁迫或精神伤害)

—上政心协

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  1. CONNECT:[ UseTime:0.000571s ] mysql:host=127.0.0.1;port=3306;dbname=h_sjds;charset=utf8mb4
  2. SHOW FULL COLUMNS FROM `fenlei` [ RunTime:0.000787s ]
  3. SELECT * FROM `fenlei` WHERE `fid` = 0 [ RunTime:0.000343s ]
  4. SELECT * FROM `fenlei` WHERE `fid` = 63 [ RunTime:0.000271s ]
  5. SHOW FULL COLUMNS FROM `set` [ RunTime:0.000474s ]
  6. SELECT * FROM `set` [ RunTime:0.000260s ]
  7. SHOW FULL COLUMNS FROM `article` [ RunTime:0.000571s ]
  8. SELECT * FROM `article` WHERE `id` = 507885 LIMIT 1 [ RunTime:0.003853s ]
  9. UPDATE `article` SET `lasttime` = 1779184931 WHERE `id` = 507885 [ RunTime:0.012053s ]
  10. SELECT * FROM `fenlei` WHERE `id` = 64 LIMIT 1 [ RunTime:0.000245s ]
  11. SELECT * FROM `article` WHERE `id` < 507885 ORDER BY `id` DESC LIMIT 1 [ RunTime:0.000404s ]
  12. SELECT * FROM `article` WHERE `id` > 507885 ORDER BY `id` ASC LIMIT 1 [ RunTime:0.000342s ]
  13. SELECT * FROM `article` WHERE `id` < 507885 ORDER BY `id` DESC LIMIT 10 [ RunTime:0.000691s ]
  14. SELECT * FROM `article` WHERE `id` < 507885 ORDER BY `id` DESC LIMIT 10,10 [ RunTime:0.000664s ]
  15. SELECT * FROM `article` WHERE `id` < 507885 ORDER BY `id` DESC LIMIT 20,10 [ RunTime:0.006799s ]
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