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佛山一中“乱讲PPT大赛”冲上热搜!网友:教师届迎来了一个天才!

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佛山一中“乱讲PPT大赛”冲上热搜!网友:教师届迎来了一个天才!
大家好，我是营长。
最近，
PPT乱讲大赛的话题直接冲上了热搜！
超过千万网友在线围观，
而这次引爆全网的，
正是来自我们佛山一中的学子——

“乱讲”现场，却是逻辑鬼才的秀场

别误会，
这可不是什么“胡言乱语”的舞台，
而是一场考验临场反应、
逻辑闭环和幽默感的神仙打架。
其中有一位同学抽到
“宇宙的尽头是西红柿的合理性分析”
在完全不知道下一页会出现什么、
没有任何提前准备的情况下，
这位同学，
硬生生用三分钟，
把一个无厘头的主题讲出了学术报告的气场：
看到“碳基生物”的词条，
他立刻引申：
“宇宙万物都是碳基生物，
西红柿也是，
所以我们和它同根同源，
血浓于水。
并开玩笑说：
不信现在拿刀划一下自己，
会发现流出了西红柿的汁水。
对于PPT出现了电影，
西虹市首富，
该学生马上给出反应：
以中山为例
表示西红柿是
一种伟大的产物
所以我们要以西红柿这个地名
来纪念它
遇到哲学问题
他直接用上了老师的经典招数：
来xx同学，
你认为它是什么
在同学回答了什么都不是后
非常赞同的表示
番茄它既是万物，
也什么都不是。
台下同学笑到拍桌，
线上网友直接看呆了：
这哪是乱讲？
分明是高级公开课！

从校园整活到全网刷屏，

佛山一中这次赢麻了

这场“乱讲大赛”的视频，
短短几天就各大平台刷爆，
不仅拿下了千万级的播放量，
还被网友玩出了各种梗：
考教资的天才为何在这浪费时间
学术界少了一个无关紧要的人
但教师界迎来了他们的耶路撒冷
进传销界他可是神级人物
网友们纷纷表示
这个同学脑子转得好快
好像已经逐渐接受我是一个西红柿
这可是佛山一中啊！
也想试试自己的演讲能力
未来看到的人：
能到这种程度真的很优秀
很多人说，
这届高中生太会整活了，
但在营长看来，
这场大赛的爆火，
恰恰戳中了大家对“应试之外”的向往。
这次佛山一中的出圈，
靠的不是离谱，
而是高中生身上那种
“一本正经胡说八道”的创造力和松弛感。
这大概就是
当代少年最迷人的样子。
对此，你怎么看呢？
快来评论区讨论一下吧~

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  2. SHOW FULL COLUMNS FROM `fenlei` [ RunTime:0.000905s ]
  3. SELECT * FROM `fenlei` WHERE `fid` = 0 [ RunTime:0.000387s ]
  4. SELECT * FROM `fenlei` WHERE `fid` = 63 [ RunTime:0.000349s ]
  5. SHOW FULL COLUMNS FROM `set` [ RunTime:0.000546s ]
  6. SELECT * FROM `set` [ RunTime:0.000205s ]
  7. SHOW FULL COLUMNS FROM `article` [ RunTime:0.000585s ]
  8. SELECT * FROM `article` WHERE `id` = 521704 LIMIT 1 [ RunTime:0.029387s ]
  9. UPDATE `article` SET `lasttime` = 1780424935 WHERE `id` = 521704 [ RunTime:0.000832s ]
  10. SELECT * FROM `fenlei` WHERE `id` = 64 LIMIT 1 [ RunTime:0.001873s ]
  11. SELECT * FROM `article` WHERE `id` < 521704 ORDER BY `id` DESC LIMIT 1 [ RunTime:0.000601s ]
  12. SELECT * FROM `article` WHERE `id` > 521704 ORDER BY `id` ASC LIMIT 1 [ RunTime:0.000651s ]
  13. SELECT * FROM `article` WHERE `id` < 521704 ORDER BY `id` DESC LIMIT 10 [ RunTime:0.022540s ]
  14. SELECT * FROM `article` WHERE `id` < 521704 ORDER BY `id` DESC LIMIT 10,10 [ RunTime:0.035322s ]
  15. SELECT * FROM `article` WHERE `id` < 521704 ORDER BY `id` DESC LIMIT 20,10 [ RunTime:0.020296s ]
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