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脑洞炸裂!无厘头PPT限时演讲,这次真的要“社牛”还是“社死”?

  • 2026-11-08 18:22:32
脑洞炸裂!无厘头PPT限时演讲,这次真的要“社牛”还是“社死”?

各位亲爱的“吃瓜”群众和隐藏的“社牛”选手们,

注意啦!

还在为生活太枯燥而发愁吗?

还在羡慕别人在台上闪闪发光(或者“社死”发光)吗?

机会来了!

一场脑洞大开、笑料百出的视听盛宴

——

无厘头PPT限时演讲挑战赛!

这不是一场普通的演讲,

而是一场灵魂与脑洞的终极碰撞!

活动形式

抽到什么讲什么,

主打一个“刺激”!

想象一下,

当你满怀信心走上讲台,

抽到的PPT却是……

没错!

我们的选手将现场抽签,

随机抽取我们提前精心(?)

制作好的无厘头PPT,

并围绕它展开限时演讲!

是逻辑鬼才,还是胡言乱语?

是临危不乱,还是当场“裂开”?

这不仅考验选手的口才,

更考验大家的急智与幽默感!

演讲结束后,

现场观众还可以进行随机提问互动,

随时准备把选手推向“社死”边缘,

或者

捧上“喜剧之王”的宝座!

活动详情

时间: 10月31日(周六)下午 15:00 - 18:00(拟)

地点: 2教-204 

线上围观: 腾讯会议(房间号届时在活动群公布)

参与福利:0.2素拓分

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文字|法律外语与模拟法庭协会

图片|法律外语与模拟法庭协会

编辑|李祎

审核|屠丽鑫 李慧阳

指导老师|魏德才

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